Roger Ramjet

Swallowing his proton energy pill, he has the strength of 20 atom bombs for 20 seconds! (where can I buy those - ED)

Roger and The American Eagles (Yank, Doodle, Dan and Dee) protected law-abiding citizens from evil-doers like Noodles Romanoff of the National Association of Spies, Traitors and Yahoos (NASTY)

When Roger takes a proton pill
The crooks begin to worry
They can't escape their awful fate
of proton's mighty fury
Roger Ramjet, he's our man
hero of our nation
for his adventures just be sure
and stay tuned to this station.